Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses...

Putting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately. Made for...

Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or...

Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind...

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when...

Fashion Week, smashion week. Who needs it? Obviously, not YOU. You're far too cutting-edge. Too avant-garde. A fashion revolutionary, if you will. Just like these black wide-fit, oversized flat-top sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses. Made for...

Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are. Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for...

Green shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water...

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Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce. Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for Larger Heads High Contrast Lenses Enhances colors and contrast for...

Tortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the...

These best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for...

White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They love a...

Grab your flamingos and piña coladas; these Flamingos on a Booze Cruise OG sunglasses are a yacht party for your face. The no slip, no bounce pink frames will stay put no matter how bumpy the ride gets, and teal polarized lenses have UV400 protection to...

Know what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome...

These Texas Longhorns sunglasses are the cherry atop your game day look. UT Austin fans, get your horns up and HOOK 'EM in Bevo Vision. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and orange reflective polarized lenses with UV400 protection...

Clear, translucent frames with blue reflective lenses in our smallest fit. Hey, just because you're small enough to enjoy middle seat advantages, doesn't mean you don't also deserve no-slip, no-bounce shades that fit your perfectly petite noggin!!! Made...

Trendsetter. Innovator. Vanguard. Visionary. You've heard it all. *Sigh* We totally get it. We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind. Now go forth and slay. Made for Medium Noggins Just-right...

If you've ever stolen the company time machine and gone back in time to pick up a handsome stranger from an authentic New Wave bar just for fashion tips, you might be a New Wave Renegade. You should've just snagged a pair of these New Wave Renegade...

SKRRRRR!!! Are those translucent teal Pop Gs with reflective teal lenses?! Yep, these luminous, show-stopping peepers are perfect for signaling that you only stop for mystical creatures and keeping up with your wildest, most whimsical detours! Made for...

Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses...

Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool,...

Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts. Made for...

We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...

When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included...

Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)  Made...

ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes...

Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there. Made for...